Sunday, November 13, 2011

That awkward moment when...

You call out someones name in a crowded area and multiple people turn around to look at you.
You realize the kid sitting next to you is picking his nose.
you bend over to pick up something and you just KNOW he's checking you out.
You start talking to someone on the phone and then after, like, five minutes you realize your talking to their voicemail.
You accidently hug someone you don't know.
You think something is funnier then everyone else around you.
Someone tells you something and you don't quite hear it, so you say "what?" And they tell you again but in the middle of their sentence you got destracted so you say "what?" Again and they tell you one more time and you still just don't understand what their telling you so you just laugh and say oh.
You fall asleep while talking on the phone.
You look down and notice he's... um... happy...
You start texting someone and neither of you know how to end the conversation so you end up sending different smily faces back and forth for like, an hour.
Someone says a prayer really quietly and you can't tell when the prayer is over so you either say amen to early or too late.
You realized that you've just looked through all of someones pictures on facebook.
You hold up your hand for a high five and get left hanging.
Someones walking towards you in the hallway and you both react to late and you both sidestep the same way and then you both sidestep the other way and it continues like an awkward dance until you eventually find a way around eachother.
You see someone and you go in for a handshake and he goes in for a hug.
You finish a slowdance with someone you don't know and you aren't sure if you should hug or not.
You text someone either late at night or early in the morning and realize you've just woken them up.
You forget someones name.
You mean to say something under your breath but everyone seems to hear you.
You think the line is moving forward so you take a step forward and so do the people behind you so your stuck uncomfortably close to the person in front of you.
You stare off in the distance to daydream and then you realize your staring at someone.
You walk up to your friends who are chatting and right when you say hi they stop talking.
You accidently start clapping after a musical number in church.
You notice someone you kinda know in the hallway and your not sure if you should say hi or not.
The creepy long haired guy in his 40's watches you walk past his house through his window.
You turn around and someone scares you, but you don't know who they are.
Its really quiet in your class and you sneeze really loud.
Everyone else around you gets a joke and you just don't.
You think someones waving at you so you wave back and they were actually waving to someone behind you.
Your stomach growls in middle of class.
The guys around are talking about hot girls you know.
You say amen really loudly.
You say goodbye, and then both end up walking the same way.
You politely say "you too" when its not necisarry.

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